February 05, 2012

Gemini

Completing tasks by sheer determination works, but if you really want to be a solid contributor, try some innovation. Worst case scenario is that you fail, but at least it’ll be worth watching.

Sagittarius

The excitement you’re feeling is palpable and others around you are tuning into your vibe. Maybe you really can make a difference! That — or people are just gathered around to see the crazy person.

Aquarius

Have you gone green yet? It’s fun and can even save you money. Search online for tips on becoming eco-friendly and how you can help others without even acknowledging they exist. It’s right up your alley!

Aries

Not everyone is as creative as you, so try earning extra karma by assisting others. Collaborate with artists close to your level and encourage their learning process. Luckily, many preschoolers need help with the finger paints.

Taurus

Is it possible to do more than scratch the surface of any idea that passes through your addled brain? Now would be an ideal time to find out. Spoiler Alert: you’re a dumbass.

Aquarius

Have you gone green yet? It’s fun and can even save you money. Search online for tips on becoming eco-friendly and how you can help others without even acknowledging they exist. It’s right up your alley!

Libra

Everyone knows you’re an egotist. That’s why they never take your generosity seriously … so don’t fight it. Help them out while boosting your own ego and they’ll surely appreciate your straightforward attitude.

Taurus

Is it possible to do more than scratch the surface of any idea that passes through your addled brain? Now would be an ideal time to find out. Spoiler Alert: you’re a dumbass.

Sagittarius

The excitement you’re feeling is palpable and others around you are tuning into your vibe. Maybe you really can make a difference! That — or people are just gathered around to see the crazy person.

Libra

Everyone knows you’re an egotist. That’s why they never take your generosity seriously … so don’t fight it. Help them out while boosting your own ego and they’ll surely appreciate your straightforward attitude.

Scorpio

It’s sickening just how often you dish out criticism but it’s hilarious how you can’t seem to accept any in return, especially when considering how broken you are. Try to be open-minded, you jerk!

Pisces

With so much negativity in the world, lofty goals are always welcome. You would do well to pursue such ventures; perhaps you might help someone other than yourself. The truth is, you just want the good karma. Your motives suck.